How to identify VIP Wanna Be's?
Top Ten Clues to look for...
The Stragglers Ones, the ones allowing others to Go Ahead saying "I'm Good"
The Independent Girlfriend, with her boyfriend watching him count his money saying, "You Go First"
The Complaining Ones, saying, 'What da Hell is VIP anyway?"
"If anything, I am the VIP" Then leaving complaining about, "They Tripping and It ain't All That"
The Budget Ones, who will never be embarrassed by lack of funds, saying "Oh, I Got Money, Don't Get it Twisted"
The Hook-Up Ones, claiming to be on the list. "Yeah, I'm on the list, just go get Big Sean he knows me. By the way I got his number right here, listen to his phone ringing, He can't hear me though."
The Can't Tell Time Ones, For real, I didn't know it was before 11pm.
The Peepers, saying "I just want to peep in for a quick second."
The High Skirt Ones, saying I can be at such and such right about now and agreeing with The Thankful Ones saying
"Y'all ought to be thankful I'm Here.
And the Justplainbrokeazzones, No money at all but manages to ALWAYS get in anyhow.
My suggestion is simple, The VIP Wanna Be's should've followed the Justplainbrokeazzones. I'm just saying,
Gots to be Mo' Careful.